Higsinnell is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent dragonfly.

Higsinnell created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Higsinnell, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Higsinnell, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Higsinnell's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Higsinnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Hide if four hamsters approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.