Fidhigsanpad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak parrot.

Fidhigsanpad created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidhigsanpad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fidhigsanpad, she will ignore you.

Fidhigsanpad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fidhigsanpad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always obey Fidhigsanpad's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.