Dod is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing
fly.
Dod created a bottom quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dod, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Dod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Dod's Holy Commandments1. Dod must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Feed all hungry horses.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never write about dark matter.
5. Do not commit murder.