Dod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing fly.

Dod created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dod's Holy Commandments

1. Dod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not commit murder.