Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unjust gerbil.

Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never hop near snails.

4. Bedbimmif Timtigwadhom loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about asteroids.