Funhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, calm dog.

Funhan created life two years ago.

If you believe in Funhan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Funhan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Funhan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Funhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the west.