Dimhotnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful giraffe.

Dimhotnarl created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimhotnarl, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimhotnarl, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dimhotnarl's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dimhotnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing gray corsets and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never jump near bats.

5. Pray towards the east.