Dadtimtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy chicken.

Dadtimtag created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtimtag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadtimtag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dadtimtag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dadtimtag's Holy Commandments

1. Dadtimtag loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Hide from white voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not speak about turnips.