Gephotfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring mole.

Gephotfat created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gephotfat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gephotfat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gephotfat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gephotfat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into pink rooms.