Bunjatwat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty badger.

Bunjatwat created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunjatwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bunjatwat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bunjatwat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bunjatwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple trousers.

2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the south.

3. You must love Bunjatwat.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must pray to Bunjatwat three times a day.