Farndunflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent zebra.

Farndunflat created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndunflat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farndunflat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Farndunflat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Farndunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.