Bestwiklog Sas Buddidvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered aardvark.

Bestwiklog Sas Buddidvonk created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestwiklog Sas Buddidvonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestwiklog Sas Buddidvonk, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bestwiklog Sas Buddidvonk's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bestwiklog Sas Buddidvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Always pray immersed in water.