Banhimpas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent wasp.

Banhimpas created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Banhimpas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Banhimpas, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Banhimpas' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Banhimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Banhimpas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Banhimpas first in all things.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not kill otters.