Volbedgid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic goat.

Volbedgid created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Volbedgid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volbedgid, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Volbedgid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Volbedgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Volbedgid first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Volbedgid in the centre of the settlement.