Farndonvadfut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent goose.

Farndonvadfut created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndonvadfut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farndonvadfut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Farndonvadfut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Farndonvadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.