Dagnilkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic giraffe.

Dagnilkab created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagnilkab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagnilkab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dagnilkab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dagnilkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed wheat to capybaras while wearing magenta boots.