Nabvabzag Stragdinbus is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective clam.

Nabvabzag Stragdinbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabvabzag Stragdinbus, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nabvabzag Stragdinbus, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nabvabzag Stragdinbus' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nabvabzag Stragdinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Never feed carrots to eagles while wearing gray shoes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.