Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional rhinoceros.

Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid, it will not invite you to parties.

Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your hands turquoise.

3. Hide if six otters approach from the south.

4. Do not take Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid's name in vain.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bodfagbapyimrig Ragponmid in the centre of the settlement.