Matdudhunsak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing centipede.

Matdudhunsak created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matdudhunsak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Matdudhunsak, he will laugh at you.

Matdudhunsak's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Matdudhunsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.