Ratrillvol is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful ferret.

Ratrillvol created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratrillvol, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ratrillvol, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ratrillvol's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ratrillvol's Holy Commandments

1. Ratrillvol loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never feed figs to snakes while wearing brown corsets.