Milgupkad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak yak.

Milgupkad created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milgupkad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milgupkad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Milgupkad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Milgupkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never eat bark.