Gidlistdud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous giraffe.

Gidlistdud created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidlistdud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidlistdud, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gidlistdud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gidlistdud's Holy Commandments

1. Gidlistdud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidlistdud.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not covet oxen.