Listcenarmkin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous salamander.

Listcenarmkin created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcenarmkin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listcenarmkin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Listcenarmkin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Listcenarmkin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the east.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Listcenarmkin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Listcenarmkin's name in vain.