Yarbunjab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy jellyfish.

Yarbunjab created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Yarbunjab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarbunjab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yarbunjab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yarbunjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near geese.

2. Run away if nine shrews approach from the north.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look in ponds.