Tanbafvidbut is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful
lion.
Tanbafvidbut created oxygen four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tanbafvidbut, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tanbafvidbut, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Tanbafvidbut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Tanbafvidbut's Holy Commandments1. Run away from black geese, for they are unholy.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Never talk about stars.
5. Worship no other gods but Tanbafvidbut.