Bodzakflab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective hydra.

Bodzakflab created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodzakflab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodzakflab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bodzakflab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bodzakflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing scarves.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. You must pray to Bodzakflab seven times a day.

4. Never hop in the presence of swans.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.