Yatnelkop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking camel.

Yatnelkop created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnelkop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yatnelkop, it will come to you in dreams.

Yatnelkop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yatnelkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Yatnelkop loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed cherries to mice while wearing corsets.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.