Bogbafdid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional camel.

Bogbafdid created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbafdid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogbafdid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bogbafdid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bogbafdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Always obey Bogbafdid's priests.

3. Do not take Bogbafdid's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogbafdid.