Stigxinmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive weasel.

Stigxinmum created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigxinmum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stigxinmum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stigxinmum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Stigxinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stigxinmum.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.