Camxinfid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent mole.

Camxinfid created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Camxinfid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Camxinfid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Camxinfid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Camxinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camxinfid.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.