Sakvoghin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate sheep.

Sakvoghin created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvoghin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakvoghin, she will turn you into a rock.

Sakvoghin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sakvoghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet orange.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into violet rooms.