Poppopweg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless rhinoceros.

Poppopweg created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Poppopweg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Poppopweg, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Poppopweg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Poppopweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Poppopweg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.