Yimmathakbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful dryad.

Yimmathakbeg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yimmathakbeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimmathakbeg, she will ignore you.

Yimmathakbeg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yimmathakbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed lots of apples to aardvarks while wearing green scarves.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Yimmathakbeg loves porpoises, so they must be respected.