Vongemvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, boastful dragonfly.

Vongemvog created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vongemvog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vongemvog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vongemvog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vongemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about oranges.