Cebsigfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited whale.

Cebsigfet created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsigfet, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cebsigfet, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cebsigfet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cebsigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never hurt ants.