Hitlistkim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking alligator.

Hitlistkim created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitlistkim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hitlistkim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hitlistkim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hitlistkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.