Tabmobquat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witty zebra.

Tabmobquat created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabmobquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tabmobquat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tabmobquat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tabmobquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.