Narlmetgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy meerkat.

Narlmetgeb created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlmetgeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narlmetgeb, it will destroy your favourite star.

Narlmetgeb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Narlmetgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.