Gadgovcet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy armadillo.

Gadgovcet created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gadgovcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gadgovcet, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gadgovcet's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gadgovcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Never mention dolphins.