Budbugmid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent lion.

Budbugmid created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budbugmid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budbugmid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budbugmid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Budbugmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must pray to Budbugmid nine times a day.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.