Fliswankar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking finch.

Fliswankar created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Fliswankar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fliswankar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fliswankar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fliswankar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Fliswankar on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing violet tights.