Zogstangud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced duck.

Zogstangud created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogstangud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zogstangud, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zogstangud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zogstangud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never talk about black holes.