Batflygess is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, temperamental bear.

Batflygess created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batflygess, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Batflygess, he will turn you into a goat.

Batflygess' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Batflygess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. You must pray to Batflygess six times a day.