Rilwignel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic owl.

Rilwignel created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilwignel, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rilwignel, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rilwignel's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rilwignel's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to doves while wearing gray trousers.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing indigo stockings and balancing seven nickel spheres on your hands.