Natbegdod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, staggering parrot.

Natbegdod created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Natbegdod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Natbegdod, he will turn you into a mouse.

Natbegdod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Natbegdod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four badgers approach from the south.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear green clothing.