Xemcanbat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited wren.

Xemcanbat created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemcanbat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemcanbat, she will ignore you.

Xemcanbat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Xemcanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.