Bomvidvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind weasel.

Bomvidvin created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomvidvin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bomvidvin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bomvidvin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bomvidvin's Holy Commandments

1. Bomvidvin loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if seven swans approach from the north.

3. Never wear brown rings.

4. Never laugh near dolphins.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.