Zaglabcit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured whale.

Zaglabcit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaglabcit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zaglabcit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zaglabcit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zaglabcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of bats.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.