Poprigbetdottetti is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, weak dragon.

Poprigbetdottetti created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Poprigbetdottetti, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Poprigbetdottetti, it will laugh at you.

Poprigbetdottetti's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Poprigbetdottetti's Holy Commandments

1. Poprigbetdottetti loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.