Nutyattbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, vain alligator.

Nutyattbog created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutyattbog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nutyattbog, he will turn you into a plant.

Nutyattbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nutyattbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Nutyattbog first in all things.

5. Never wear indigo ear rings.