Kenfotdag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful dolphin.

Kenfotdag created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenfotdag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kenfotdag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Kenfotdag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kenfotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Kenfotdag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed peas to aardvarks while wearing purple boots.